So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I think a kid would responsible me up
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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