why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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