It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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