Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
