Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
