Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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