I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
