the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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