yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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