like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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