Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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