he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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