I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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