is your mom at the bar?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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