We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I need to stop coming to work sober
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
do nipples grow back?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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