It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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