Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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