I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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