did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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