Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Too much gin, very little bucket
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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