and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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