i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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