What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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