She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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