Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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