he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i've created a new STD.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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