Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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