I hate all girls vehemently.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
