i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
