I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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