Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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