I must be too annoying 4 u.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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