it wasn't lemon gatorade
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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