I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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