that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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