He disabled his match.com account in front of me
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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