The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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