If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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