Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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