Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize
