Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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