well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
There are leaves in my underwear?
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