Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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