dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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