Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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