Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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