the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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