I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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