I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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