i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Pants are for mortals
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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