I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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