i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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