your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I have tasted many bathrooms
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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